But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: First, what could I do? Second, what could I read? And third, who could I ask?

It is your decisions, and not your conditions, that determine your destiny.

Listen if you want to be heard

I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real test.

The successful leader must be willing to assume responsibility for the mistakes and the shortcomings of his followers.

You don't get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

If it's me against 48, I feel sorry for the 48.

At least with me, the match starts much, much earlier than the actual match.

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

Apply yourself both now and in the next life. Without effort, you cannot be prosperous. Though the land be good, You cannot have an abundant crop without cultivation.

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.

I readily absorb ideas from every source, frequently starting where the last person left off

No business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.