What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.