Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
Moonlight is sculpture.
If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
That which costs little is less valued.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.