Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

I am easily satisfied with the very best.

One of the main weaknesses of mankind is the average man's familiarity with the word 'impossible'.

There is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to handle, that to institute a new order of things

Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

If your business is only to sweep a crossing, remember it is your duty to make that crossing the best swept of the world.

God sells us all things at the price of labor.

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.

Genius is eternal patience.

It is no use saying 'we are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.

Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk too much.

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time

If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at the second, or even the third, place.

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Listen if you want to be heard

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

If you aim at nothing, you will hit it every time.

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over?

It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine