You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
No good deed goes unpunished.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
If your dog is going to suffer from diarrhea, it will happen between the time the carpet is cleaned for the holidays and the last holiday get-together.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.