Once you label me you negate me.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.
Genius is sorrow's child.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
Be like a tree and let the dead leaves drop.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
The day of individual happiness has passed
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.