The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.

Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Courage is grace under pressure.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

There are no facts, only interpretations.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.