Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.
Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.
Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.