You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Boards don't hit back.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.