We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your family.

A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still.

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Our most intimate friend is not he to whom we show the worst, but the best of our nature.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

The trouble is that people seem to expect happiness in life. I can't imagine why; but they do. They are unhappy before they marry, and they imagine to themselves that the reason of their unhappiness will be removed when they are married. When it isn't they blame the other person, which is clearly absurd. I believe that is what generally starts the trouble.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.

I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends.They're in my head.

No good friends. No bad friends. Only people you want, need to be with; people who build their houses in your heart.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.

As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.