We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves.
Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.
Wrinkles are engraved smiles.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Life must be lived as play.
I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those that got there first.
Where there is love there is life.
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Everything existing in the universe is the fruit of chance and necessity.
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
You never know when a moment and afew sincere words can have an impact on a life.
You can find the entire cosmos lurking in its least remarkable objects.