Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason.

Life is a disease, brother, and death begins already at birth. Every breath, every heartbeat, is a moment of dying - a little shove toward the end.

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.

The more I see, the less I know for sure.

Im not in this world to live up to your expectations and youre not in this world to live up to mine.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.

The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.

You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.

Shame is an ornament to the young; a disgrace to the old.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.

The life of inner peace, being harmonious and without stress, is the easiest type of existence.

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives.

Live to the point of tears.

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

In the end, everything is a gag.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.