The future starts today, not tomorrow.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

I can't help thinking that there are only one or two ways of being brought into this world, but there are so many fucked-up ways of leaving it.

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Do not erase the designs the child makes in the soft wax of his inner life.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

This terrifying world is not devoid of charms, of the mornings that make waking up worthwhile.

Any place I hang my head is home.

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature.

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

I think it can be shown that the law makes ten criminals where it restrains one.

The more you live in the present moment, the more the fear of death disappears.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I’m not afraid of death, but I’m in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first.

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Time is really the only capital that any human being has and the thing that he can least afford to waste or lose

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.