The day of individual happiness has passed

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

A jug fills drop by drop.

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.