I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.