Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
The future ain't what it used to be.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion.
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.
After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.