You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.

Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

Jests that give pains are not jests.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.