My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I'm single because I was born that way.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?