Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

There is little success where there is little laughter.

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one's destiny to do, and then do it.

Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

And that is the reason why this victory is great, because different players have made contributions to the win.

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.

Work does not kill a man, it is worry, irregularity and uncertainty that kill.

There is but one dependable method of accumulating and legally holding riches, and that is by rendering useful service.

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times.

Good things happen to those who hustle.

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

I don't believe people die from hard work. They die from stress and worry and fear -- the negative emotions. Those are the killers, not hard work. The fact is, in our society today, most people don't understand what hard work is all about.

The secret of success is constancy to purpose.