Purity, patience, and perseverance are the three essentials to success and, above all, love.

There is but one dependable method of accumulating and legally holding riches, and that is by rendering useful service.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals.

There is one weakness in people for which there is no remedy. It is the universal weakness of lack of ambition.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

The painter has the Universe in his mind and hands.

Be interesting, be enthusiastic... and don't talk too much.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.

Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It s courage that counts.

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Nothing will work unless you do.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.