You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

Men are as faithful as their options.

Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.

I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.