If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.