The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.