If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.