Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.