They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

To the young people I say, you are a gift to your communities and indeed the world. You are our hope and our future.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I've always had an obligation to creation, above all.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.