Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
What is to give light must endure burning.
A good liar must have a good memory.
When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.
I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.