Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives

Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

True valor lies between cowardice and rashness.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.