You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
The day of individual happiness has passed
Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.