Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.