His modesty amounts to deformity.

We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

Thought is free.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

The poor are prevented from thinking by the discipline of others, the rich by their own.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Children are a wonderful gift. They have an extraordinary capacity to see into the heart of things and to expose sham and humbug for what they are.

If you follow every dream, you might get lost.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.