I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Freedom is from within.

It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.