It is better to be alone than in bad company.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
