Comedy is acting out optimism.
Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.
He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Fashion changes, but style endures.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.