A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Moonlight is sculpture.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.