The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.
All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
Humility is attentive patience.
Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.
There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.
Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.