Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

I am not now That which I have been.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

Sunlight is painting.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.