A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

Each soul is potentially divine.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.

Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.