Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.