Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart.
A photograph is a moral decision taken in one eighth of a second.
The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale.
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love.
When one has not had a good father, one must create one.
Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
Short as life is, we make it still shorter by the careless waste of time.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
We are called to be architects of the future, not its victims.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
All good things which exist are the fruits of originality.