I will not join any club who will take me as a member
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.