The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.

Boards don't hit back.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.

In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.