A man of honour should never forget what he is because he sees what others are.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.