If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
It’s a terrible thing to appear on television – because people think you actually know what you’re talking about!
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.