A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Short as life is, we make it still shorter by the careless waste of time.

What goes up must come down.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Work harder on yourself than you do on your job.

Maybe this world is another planet?s hell.

Doubt must be no more than vigilance, otherwise it can become dangerous.

In their innocence, very young children know themselves to be light and love. If we will allow them, they can teach us to see ourselves the same way.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

Just as modern motorways have no room for ox-carts or wandering pedestrians, so modern society has little place for lives and ways that are too eccentric.

Where there is love there is life.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives.

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day.

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.

He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.