Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.
Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.
Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.
Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.