Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.

An idea is salvation by imagination

The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

The day of individual happiness has passed

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Sunlight is painting.

Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.

The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Common sense is not so common.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.