I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.