My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.