It is better to be alone than in bad company.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.