Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.